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What would you call a sub-genre of Metal music inspired by The Never-Ending Story?

Fal-core

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1. What do women have in common with shrimp?

The pink parts are good but the heads are full of shit.

2. What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi (Posted again due to unfixable typo in title)

3. Who is it?

I heard someone at my door say "open up, it's the police". I said prove it. They said "How?". So I said "sing Roxanne". :D

4. What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Barq’s Root Beer

5. What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a J. Crew?

Clothes, but no cigar!

6. What do you call a moose with no name

Anonamoose

7. It used to be free to fill up your tires,but now it's 1.50

Welp that's Inflation for you

8. A chemist froze himself at-273°C

People asked if he was hurt and he said he was 0K

9. Parallel lines have a lot in common.

It’s a shame they will never meet.

10. New York is the opposite of Minnesota

New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis.

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